Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Phone For Texas Aggie
Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...