Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Secret Gov’t Project Revealed…
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with...
Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...
Farm jokes 04
|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
Your co-worker is a computer hacker
10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000. 9....