Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her…
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession:...
The workers prayer!
For those of you who may need it…A Prayer for the Stressed!Grant me the...
The Rooster
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
The Brewnette (Blonde’s Revenge)
What is black, blue, red, and brown?A Brewnette that has told to many Blonde...
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.