Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
mBragging about old times
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
Death of an Eel
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious....
Doughgirl Is Sick
In response to calls for sexual equity, Pillsbury recently added a newPillsbury Doughgirl character...
Best In The World
A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train. The...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Bad Catholic Joke
Three men meet up on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, a Lawyer,...
College Rules
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...