Politically correct seasons greetings
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What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided…
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Quotes from stupid 03
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. Newsreader, BBC Radio 4:...
More Darwin Awards!
THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...