K9 is for assistance
|Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
Brain Store
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...