3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
When should you care for a man’s company?
When should you care for a man’s company?When he owns it.
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
A man went to the doctor to get a physical…
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him,...
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients...
It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...