Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won’t hump women’s...
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves…
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
Horsie Ride
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Hillary and Bill again!
When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, “I am putting a box...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Taxes
The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they...