What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
The Kid Who Knew too much .
One day a boy approached his mother with a question. “Mom, how come every...
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Trombone jokes
|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your...
Cold Politics
It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in...
Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q:...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
More of the world’s shortest books!
A new list of the “World’s Shortest Books”:STAYING HAPPILY MARRIED-by Elizabeth TaylorBEAUTY SECRETS-by Janet...
What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...