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Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
mosquito go to the dentist
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Elephants IX
Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book – The...
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...
I’m trying to prove a point
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2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
Girlfriend 1.0 software
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Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job...
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