A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
On their first night to be together…
On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change....
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...
Stupid Stories
|Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he...
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!