Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
Stealing six barrels
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Great Job
A guy came home to his wife and said to her: “Guess what? I’ve...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
You’ve got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing...
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...
Top Signs That You’re Too Old to Trick or Treat …
|10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have...
Why is it better?..
Did any of you other married guys out there ever wonder whether it’s better...
Real news headlines 12
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...