Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
Unpaid parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
New Coin
A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Tuns of Puns! Part V
What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.What’s the difference between...
Knock, Knock… George Washington
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you...