Why Worry?
The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
What did the man say when he walked…
Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah
The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...
Upset With Driver’s License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?A: Because she...
A fellow in a bar notices a woman…
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Blonde Shoots Herself
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of...
The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her...