Off the cliff!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff,...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
How Man Takes A Bubble Bath
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.
Halloween funnies for kids!
Q. Why don’t witches like to ride their brooms when they’re angry?A. They’re afraid...
A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...
YO MAMMMA….!
Yo mamma’s so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Don’t take any chances
|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...