Scorcher Murphy
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Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...
Let him dig
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...
Santa vs. system admins
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How To Get A Man To Leave
How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his...
Signs and notices 19
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...
Opinions
Everybody knows there are different opinions to everything. Here are some.*A smoking section in...