Quick Conquer Of Poland
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and...
Custer’s Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General...
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth…
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
Da Bears
Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!
The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
Speeding
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled...
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to...
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...