There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...
Too Much!
A couple returned from their honeymoon and it’s obvious to everyone that they are...
A question for Bill Clinton
A question for Bill Clinton:”What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?”"She has the whitest...
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement…
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...