Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...
Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...
Hamlet\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Cat\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Soliloquy
Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within:...
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it...
Royal Penis Comparison
The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Caught napping…try this one!
Caught napping at work, school, or church…try this one.Guaranteed to work!Just pick your head...