Two plus two is five
|”First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
An advantage of being with an older woman
An advantage of being with an older womanIf you act immature enough and hang...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every...