Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts are selling this year?
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Gates gets punishment
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...