Blonde paints the porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
High On a Plane
A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
I have “great” news for you
|The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have...
Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked...
Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...
Signs and notices 02
On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...