So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
The sweet kiss!
There was a couple involved in a very bad car accident. The wife’s face...
Adam was lonely.
Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard...
Did you hear about the spanish fireman…
Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
The Mink Coat
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde...