Advantage: Woman!
Why it’s better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
Unsanitary conditions
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
A passenger announcement.
This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six,...
OLD NEVER DIES 9
|OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just get played outOLD MUSICIANS never die, they just...
A necessary condition
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...
Cat jokes 08
|Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What...