What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm…
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I have bad news
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Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
Bingo Card
The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat....
Men At Singles Bars
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?They’re...
Some Horny Guy
Once Upon A Time, there was a married woman, and she was not happy...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
A little boy walks up to his father and says…
A little boy walks up to his father and says, “Dad, what does a...
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he…
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he suddenly stopped and sat...
Stupid Insults 21/31
Not an idiot, but plays one in his life. Not as dumb as he...