Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
Taxes
The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they...
The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...
Viagra Mickey Finn!
An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her...
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day…
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The...
Cow Joke
Knock Knock Who’s there? Interupting Cow Interupt…. MOO!!
Pain Relief
A man walks in for a sale rep job. He is very qualitfied, but...
Not raising hogs
My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wellsburg, Iowa, received a checkfor $1,000.00 from the...