Polish Prisoner’s Request
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polak were captured by the Germans and thrown...
Advice From Mom
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed...
I marked the spot
|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day...
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
He shouldn’t have asked!
MR. SMITH got himself a new secretary.She was young, sweet and pretty.One day, while...
How old are you?
|A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off…
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However,...
Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...