A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny…
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny so he decided...
Heaven playing sports
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A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
After the Office Party
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...