A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic…
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for...
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...
Jack and the Beanstalk
Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
Top ten reasons why it’s good to be Italian.
In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes Unembarrassed to wear fur. No need to worry...
I deserve a first class seat
|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...