What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy…
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of...
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18…
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
A psychology student at a local university…
A psychology student at a local university was sent on a fieldassignment to evaluate...
Clinton strikes out.
Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good...
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
Bathtime fun
A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and...
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
Terrorism: Doing our part…
Rarely do we receive a chain letter I feel compelled to pass on, but...