Real opcodes
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French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
Puerto Rican Offspring
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A:...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
George Carlin: I’m a BAD American
George Carlin Speaks Out…I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.I am...
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...
Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his...
Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!
Two Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I these two talking female...
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...