Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
The definition of sex
Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea’s college...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and...
Story of my friend
|I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said “Hi Jack.”He...
Did you hear about the Polish Navy tragic accident?
Did you hear about the Polish Navy’s tragic accident?A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned...
Bill Gates In Purgatory
Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
The copy machine handout
|In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One...