Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
It was a somber day in Disney land…
It was a somber day in Disney land, Mickey And Minnie were in divorce...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
Greatest way to learn English
Mullah Nasrudin, wisest man in Islam, entered England of a visit.”Do you have anything...
Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
Work for an operator
|The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
Strongest Man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...