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What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
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How is pubic hair like parsley?
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During the Mexican/American war…
During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front. For days...
The Miracle of Christmas
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A Peg-legged Halloween!
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The Perfect Day – Him and Her
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A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven…
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