Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle…
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thoughtand thought about one clue,...
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller…
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson
More Jesse news… Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson Due to the great...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
Blonde on Flight
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.