Waiting on a long line
|The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the...
I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
Ready for Society?
A man who had been in a mental institution for some years finally improved...
This guy walks in to a bathroom…
This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall,...
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...
Bad Day?
When you’re having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to...
Learning To Love
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.”Ohhh, it’s...