Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Where do you see…
Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde…Answer: A naked blonde doing...
Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.”"We...
Canadian Talk
A long time ago, way back then…we used to spell Canada, Cnd.Why? you ask....
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...
Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...
Dad will never say
|Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m...
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!