Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business...
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician…
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older....
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...
Jokes for the Ladies!
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
A minister was asked by a politician…
A minister was asked by a politician,”Name something the government can do to help...