Are blind pilots flying?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
Six times Six
A woman goes into a bar real depressed and uses her last 10 dollars...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
5 flies in the kitchen
|If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one...
A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...