Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
Sandals
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
How many times.
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through one of the manycanyons when suddenly...
Bear Hunting!
Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
What causes people to have arthritis?
|A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...