No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
An old man and an old lady are getting…
An old man and an old lady are gettingready for bed one night when...
Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
Drinking Buddies
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New...
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught...
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?Because they can’t refuse anything with 10%...
Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...