What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
For Cat Lovers.
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat...
Lonely Cow in Field
Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking...
Bug flew into a barn
|A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good...
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf…
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf...
Spell it Bubba!
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Half off these tickets
|USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on...
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...