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Sleep late!
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May I speak to the conductor
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There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
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If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...
An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...
The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here’s a...
Cheating Boyfriend
A blonde complained to her friend, “I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he...
Sister Mary K.
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store....
A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like...