Lesbian Hit Parade
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet.2. What...
Seven Dwarfs Classic
Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day whenSleepy rushes...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Charitable Donation
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
Whats the difference…
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!
That IS The Only Difference
What’s the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the...
a dyslexic man walks into a…
a dyslexic man walks into a bra…Sent by Robert
Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck