Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
Polaks Building A House
These two Polaks are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Thanksgiving dinner prepared by kids
|A Thanksgiving Cookbookby Mrs. Geraghty’s Kindergarten ClassNOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not be reponsible for...
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
Blonde quickies 101-120
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her...
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...