Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
Bill Clinton\\\’s Song
Bill’s SongThis should be sung to the tune “A Few of My Favorite Things”...
Sliding Husband
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
Do you know me?
|A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a...
Encyclopedias for sale
For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00...
Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
The Diet
The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim...
Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...