Good Samaritan
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Divorce Can Wait
A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to...
Where does Peter Pan eat?
Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy’s
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
Useless Inventions
Non stick Cellotape Solar Powered Flash Light A black highlighter pen Glow in the...
Super Bowl Tragedy
Bob received a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when...
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
In the forest
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to...