Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Canada language
|How you can spot a Canadian, eh? -Don McGillivray (Ottawa columnist for Southam Newspapers)How...
If a month would be 24 hrs
If a month would be only 24 hrs long, we would get paid every...
Locking For A Dentist
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...