I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
Term dictionary
|Parent’s Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order...
Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...
A Polish family is sitting in the living room…
A Polish family is sitting in the living room.The wife turns to the husband...
My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
One day in class the teacher…
One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...