Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Bird jokes 03
|Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever...
Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...
A crowd had gathered around a whore and…
A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus...
10 Catholic Priests
One day there were 10 would-be Catholic priests, going through the tests that would...
Can’t take it with you
Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same...
A Second Opinion
A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp....
Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...
Spicy Panties
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping...