Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
Environment
The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are...
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A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
Spelling checker
|Eye Halve a Spelling ChequerEye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
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Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....
The Experiment…
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.”You need to be...
Ode to spell checkers
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Bullfrog Does Oral Sex
An attractive woman entered a pet shop. When the clerk offered assistance, she explained...